icy-brunette:

autotrophe:

I saw you at your worst and I stayed. You saw me at my best and you still left.


kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th


thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.



it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie



thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class


bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet